Phineas: What to do, what to do. You know what, Ferb? There are so many things to do for the rest of the summer, don't you think?
Ferb: Yes, yes I do.
Phineas: We should go somewhere exciting! Somewhere mysterious!
Lawrence Fletcher: Phineas, Ferb, we decided to go camping with a friend of mine in Oregon.
Linda Flynn: Won't it be fun?
Phineas: Yeah! Where's the place?
Lawrence: It's a place called Gravity Falls. It's got a big lake and some say it has mysterious secrets.
Phineas: Awesome! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Linda: You guys get ready, and you can bring Isabella if you want.
Phineas: Ok Mom.
Isabella: Hey Phineas, watcha doin'?
Phineas: Hey Isabella. We're going on a camping trip! Do you need a few camping badges for the Fireside Girls?
Isabella: Well, there is a badge for finding the biggest mystery in a camping trip experience.
Phineas: Well, that's perfect, cause according to Dad, where we're going is a mysterious place called Gravity Falls.
Isabella: Gravity Falls? I heard of that place!
Phineas: I can't wait to get there, but hey, where's Perry?
(Perry enters into his lair through a secret entrance)
Major Monogram: Morning Agent P, our findings has determined that Heinz Doofenshmirtz been making a teleporter device. We need you to go to his lair, find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it! Good luck, Agent P!
Stan: Kids, I'm gonna have a friend of mine and his family come over for a few days.
Dipper: Does he have kids?
Stan: Yeah, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace.
Dipper: Phineas? That name sounds familier. "looks in book"
Mabel: When will they be here?
Stan: In a few hours, so be ready!
(Perry is about to exit his lair when he sees Phineas and takes off his fedora)
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. (puts Perry in the car and enters car)
(Flynn-Fletcher car drives away)
(Meanwhile in Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorparated)
Doof: I wonder what's taking Perry so long? I can't wait to tell him about my...Teleporter-inator!
Norm: That sounds fancy! What does it do?
Doof: Well, whatever place Perry is at, I'll make anyone evil come here and help me take over the Tri-State Area!
Norm: That sounds like a good plan and all, but, would it not work if he stays at Danville?
Doof: No, I doubt it, now leave me alone! Now, to send all of the evil-doers from...
Phineas: (still in car) Gravity Falls! We're here!
Stan: (sees Lawrence) Hey Lawrence, long time, no see!
Lawrence: Yeah! Kids, I like you to meet Stanford Pines.
Stan: Nice to meet you, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace. Inside, you'll see my great nephews. (sees Isabella) Who are you?
Isabella: I'm a friend of Phineas.
Mabel: Hi, I'm Mabel.
Isabella: Nice to meet you!
Phineas: You must be Dipper, right?
Dipper: Yeah. You must be Phineas, then?
Phineas: Yes, yes I am.
Candace: (to Wendy) Are you another nephew?
Wendy: No, I'm an employee here. You must be Candace Flynn, right?
Candace: Yeah, why?
Wendy: Stan told me someone about my age was coming.
Mabel: (sees Perry) Who's this?
Phineas: This is Perry. He's a platypus; he doesn't do much.
Mabel: Cool. I got a pet pig named Waddles.
Phineas: Well, that's cool!
(meanwhile, back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incoparated)
Doof: Finally, I have all of the villians that ever did bad things. Let's do roll call, shall we? (looks at Gnome monster)
Jeff: I'm Jeff and we are gnomes. We tried marrying someone but failed.
Doof: Interesting, next.
Sherlock Holmes Wax Figure: I am Sherluck Holmes.
Doof: Hey, won't you melt if you are put into the sun?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, I guess so.
Chutzpar: We are manotaurs!
Chutzpar: Yeah, why?
Doof: Just curious. Next!
Clone 3-10: We are clones of Dipper Pines.
Doof: Ok, Next!
Rumble: I fight worthless punks! Winners never lose!
Doof: Perfect, you are my bodyguard! Next:
Trickster: Why ain't I the bodyguard?
Doof: Because Rumble is bigger. Now, (moves to the balcony) we're going to take over the tri-state area even if we have to use our bare hands! Now, who's with m-(sees that the wax figures are gone) Hey, where did Sherluck Holmes go? (sees melted wax near everyone) Never mind. Now, who's with me?
All: We are!
Doof: Now, what's the plan?
Clone 5: You're kidding me, right?
Doof: no, I mean, how are we going to get rid of the tri-state area.
Rumble: I got an idea: We should take the tri-state area, and push it somewhere else!
Trickster: How about we just flood the Tri-State Area?
Doof: That sounds like a better idea, Trickster!
(meanwhile, back at Gravity Falls)
Dipper: So this is where I found the book.
Phineas: "looks at the box" Hmm, do you think anything will happen if we try rewiring this?
Dipper: I don't know if there is anything if that happens.
Phineas: There always is. Don't you remember seeing those spy movies where they find something, and they rewire it and it does something incredible.
Dipper: I guess you're right. Why don't we get it a go?
"meanwhile, at the Danville dam"
Doof: Well, this looks like the place. Now, how are we supposed to break this?
Trickster: Well, we obviously need to break it somehow.
Rumble: I got this guys. "is about to smash the dam when he's gets attacked by Agent P"
Doof: Perry the Platypus?!
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