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Bounce In The House

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Candace: You know, I'm actually happy the Calderon's moved here.

Phineas: Yeah, Connor is really cool.

Linda: Hey, our new bounce house came!

Phineas: Awesome!

Linda: Oh, seriously?

Phineas: What?

Linda: Two orders got mixed up and we got moon boots.

Candace: Well that's not good.

Linda: I gotta go report this problem.

Phineas: Bye, Mom. You know Ferb, maybe we should build a bounce house, hey, wheres Perry?

(Perry slides down a railing into his lair)

Major Monogram: Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been seen near a lot of cars. It's very suspicious, go check it out.

Isabella: Hey Phineas, whatcha doin'?

Phineas: Inflating a bounce house.

Connor: Hola, Phineas!

Phineas: Hey, we're making a bounce house by bouncing on these.

Connor: You know, they have air pressurizers?

Ferb: No fun in that.

Phineas: We are almost done.

(Phineas and Ferb flip down)

Phineas: We have a boxing ring, bouncing room, dodgeball pit, dart board and much more!

Connor (sarcastically): Who puts a dartboard in a bounce house?

Phineas: It seemed fun.

Voice: Doofenshmirtz is going chrome hunting.

Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you notice me, well I need more money and I overheard of I something called chrome hunting from some kids at the park. I didn't know what it was so, I looked it up online. Turns out, it's taking the useless chrome things off cars and I thought well what's the point of that and I learned that they can be worth over $20 so I plan to steal all the chromes in the Tri-State Area!!! And best of all it's not illegal, just rude. So to make sure you don't stop me...

(Doofenshmirtz throws a bolas at Perry and he gets trapped)

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, and in case they get stuck I invented this the Heatinator! (holds up small disc) It will make it softer to release and....

(starts singing)

Doofenshmirtz: The chromes will come off! I will have more by the end day! I'll have over 104 and possibly even mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

(stops singing)

(screen switches to Phineas and Isabella playing darts)

Connor: I seriously don't think you should do it.

Ferb: Wanna box?

Connor: Sure.

Ferb: Okay, we start when then bell rings.

Connor: DIng (punches)

Ferb: When that bell rings.

(Connor rings bell than punches)

Ferb: When the timer goes off.

(Connor breaks the timer and punches)

Ferb: Okay, maybe an obstacle course would be better... At least then, you can't dislocate my jaw...

Connor: I take karate, you know?

Ferb: That would've been better to know 5 minutes ago.

(Baljeet and Buford are in the bounce room)

Baljeet: This is so much fun!

(Buford accidentally bounces on him)

Baljeet: I stand corrected....

Candace: Hey, Caelan.

Caelan: Hey, um why is there a rubber castle?

Candace: This has Phineas and Ferb written on it...

Caelan: You did tell me they always do this...

Candace: Actually, they sign their names on their projects.

Caelan: That's jank.

Candace: Jank?

Caelan: Lame.

Candace: Hey!

Caelan: Jank means lame.

Candace: Oh.

Phineas: Wanna play dodgeball?

Connor: No thanks, I have problems with being hit in the face with dodgeballs.

Isabella: Have you ever been hit by one?

Connor: Yes, yes I have and it's really uncomfortable. Your face starts hurting and tingling.

Phineas: I doubt that.

Connor: Wanna find out?

PHineas: I guess.

Connor: Okay.

(Connor throws ball, but Phineas ducks)

Connor: What happened?

Phineas: I changed my mind.

Connor: Okay.

Isabella: All you can say is okay.

Connor: Okay then...

Isabella: You're ridiculous!

Connor: He asked for it!

(Buford throws a dart and it hits the bounce house, popping it)

Candace: MOM! Phineas and Ferb built a bounce house!

Linda: Well, I'm leaving now I'll be home in 5 minutes.

Candace: Not to sound rude, but why'd it take so long if it's 5 minutes away?

Linda: I came during lunch break then a huge line formed.

Connor: The dart popped the house. I knew this would happen.

Ferb: Why didn't you tell us?

Connor: I questioned you as soon as you said it!

Doofenshmirtz: I am done.

(Perry escapes and tosses Doofenshmirtz's Heatinator)

Doofenshmirtz: That was uncalled for! Curse you Perry the Platypus!!!

Connor: So what will you do with this sheet of rubber?

(Heatinator lands and melts bounce house)

Phineas: Apparently, melt it.

Candace: Look, mom!

Linda: There's nothing to see.

Phineas: How did that happen?

Ferb: I really don't know.

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