Phineas: Yeah, Connor is really cool.
Linda: Hey, our new bounce house came!
Linda: Oh, seriously?
Linda: Two orders got mixed up and we got moon boots.
Candace: Well that's not good.
Linda: I gotta go report this problem.
Phineas: Bye, Mom. You know Ferb, maybe we should build a bounce house, hey, wheres Perry?
(Perry slides down a railing into his lair)
Major Monogram: Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been seen near a lot of cars. It's very suspicious, go check it out.
Isabella: Hey Phineas, whatcha doin'?
Phineas: Inflating a bounce house.
Connor: Hola, Phineas!
Phineas: Hey, we're making a bounce house by bouncing on these.
Connor: You know, they have air pressurizers?
Ferb: No fun in that.
Phineas: We are almost done.
(Phineas and Ferb flip down)
Phineas: We have a boxing ring, bouncing room, dodgeball pit, dart board and much more!
Connor (sarcastically): Who puts a dartboard in a bounce house?
Phineas: It seemed fun.
Voice: Doofenshmirtz is going chrome hunting.
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you notice me, well I need more money and I overheard of I something called chrome hunting from some kids at the park. I didn't know what it was so, I looked it up online. Turns out, it's taking the useless chrome things off cars and I thought well what's the point of that and I learned that they can be worth over $20 so I plan to steal all the chromes in the Tri-State Area!!! And best of all it's not illegal, just rude. So to make sure you don't stop me...
(Doofenshmirtz throws a bolas at Perry and he gets trapped)
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, and in case they get stuck I invented this the Heatinator! (holds up small disc) It will make it softer to release and....
Doofenshmirtz: The chromes will come off! I will have more by the end day! I'll have over 104 and possibly even mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
(screen switches to Phineas and Isabella playing darts)
Connor: I seriously don't think you should do it.
Ferb: Wanna box?
Ferb: Okay, we start when then bell rings.
Connor: DIng (punches)
Ferb: When that bell rings.
(Connor rings bell than punches)
Ferb: When the timer goes off.
(Connor breaks the timer and punches)
Ferb: Okay, maybe an obstacle course would be better... At least then, you can't dislocate my jaw...
Connor: I take karate, you know?
Ferb: That would've been better to know 5 minutes ago.
(Baljeet and Buford are in the bounce room)
Baljeet: This is so much fun!
(Buford accidentally bounces on him)
Baljeet: I stand corrected....
Candace: Hey, Caelan.
Caelan: Hey, um why is there a rubber castle?
Candace: This has Phineas and Ferb written on it...
Caelan: You did tell me they always do this...
Candace: Actually, they sign their names on their projects.
Caelan: That's jank.
Caelan: Jank means lame.
Phineas: Wanna play dodgeball?
Connor: No thanks, I have problems with being hit in the face with dodgeballs.
Isabella: Have you ever been hit by one?
Connor: Yes, yes I have and it's really uncomfortable. Your face starts hurting and tingling.
Phineas: I doubt that.
Connor: Wanna find out?
PHineas: I guess.
(Connor throws ball, but Phineas ducks)
Connor: What happened?
Phineas: I changed my mind.
Isabella: All you can say is okay.
Connor: Okay then...
Isabella: You're ridiculous!
Connor: He asked for it!
(Buford throws a dart and it hits the bounce house, popping it)
Candace: MOM! Phineas and Ferb built a bounce house!
Linda: Well, I'm leaving now I'll be home in 5 minutes.
Candace: Not to sound rude, but why'd it take so long if it's 5 minutes away?
Linda: I came during lunch break then a huge line formed.
Connor: The dart popped the house. I knew this would happen.
Ferb: Why didn't you tell us?
Connor: I questioned you as soon as you said it!
Doofenshmirtz: I am done.
(Perry escapes and tosses Doofenshmirtz's Heatinator)
Doofenshmirtz: That was uncalled for! Curse you Perry the Platypus!!!
Connor: So what will you do with this sheet of rubber?
(Heatinator lands and melts bounce house)
Phineas: Apparently, melt it.
Candace: Look, mom!
Linda: There's nothing to see.
Phineas: How did that happen?
Ferb: I really don't know.